SHIMANO = Shame On You!

"ShimaNO is not the answer. ShimaNO is the
question. And the answer is NO!"

(Submitted by Utz Fabian)

SHIMANO = NO. I SHAM (#1 Sham)

SHIMANO STI = O MAN, IS SHIT!

ULTEGRA = RAT GLUE

STI = Shifting for Total Idiots

STI=Shoulda Tried Italian (Translated by C. Jorgensen)

SHIMANO DURA ACE = O U ARE A HIND SMAC(k) (Thanks to Kenneth Z.)

SHIMANO PEDALING DYNAMICS = SHIMANO ENDS DIALING CAMPY! (Submitted by John L.)

DURA-ACE = RUDE CA-CA

SHIMANO SANTE = NO SANE SHIT, MA!

HYPERGLIDE = PHYLIGREED
(Three items above submitted by webmaster@campyonly.com)

SHIMANO TOTAL INTEGRATION = O MAN, AIN'T GOIN' TO ALTER SHIT!
(Submitted by Ajay D., who wrote this during a Biochemistry lecture.)

SHIMANO = (1) HI-MOANS (Great amount of moans and groans)
(2) NO-SHIN (None remaining from crashing)
(3) SHAM-I-NO - pronounced sham'I-know (My favorite)
(Translated for us by webmaster@campyonly.com)

"In our club in Odense, Denmark, everyone fancies Campa and frames built by a local frame smith called 'Tornado' In the CMO bike club (http://www.avena.dk/cmo.htm) we call it SHIMPANSO (obvious why!)"
Submitted by (webmaster@campyonly.com)